REALTONES

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Nametones

Realtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

X

The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Love & Lifestyle

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

X

Move Ya Body [Liberty X]
Just A Little (bonus track) [Liberty X]
Yo DJ [Liberty X]
X [Liberty X]
It's OK [Liberty X]
Shotgun [Liberty X]
Holding On For You (bonus track) [Liberty X]
Then There Was You [Liberty X]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

Jungle in My House [Kool and the Gang]
In the Heart [Kool and the Gang]
Where da Boogie At- [Kool and the Gang]
Misled [Kool and the Gang]
Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It) [Kool and the Gang]
No Show [Kool and the Gang]
JAZZ [Kool and the Gang]
Tonight [Kool and the Gang]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Summer Madness [Kool and the Gang]
Cherish [Kool and the Gang]
Hollywood Swinging [Kool and the Gang]
Jones vs. Jones [Kool and the Gang]
Joanna [Kool and the Gang]
Straight Ahead [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Let's Go Dancin' (Ooh, la, la, La) [Kool and the Gang]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Raheem & Grandmaster Caz-Shinehead [05 Be 4]
Whodini & Jalil-Ex-Doc Ice [15 Get The Fuck Out Of My Face]
Eminem & Royce Da 5'9' [18 Bad And The Evil (New Shrooms mix)]
Run & Justine Simmons [19 Praise My DJ's]
DJ Hollywood & Eddie Cheeba-Lovebug Starski [13 Love Letter]
DLB & Mr. Cheeks-LA Sunshine [09 Major League]
Run & Kurtis Blow-Bambaataa [04 Freak To This]
Grandmaster Caz & Busy Bee Starski-GQ-Smooth Approach [10 Make It Hot]
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Urban Hits

Soundtrack-Lady Luck Ft Redman-Hey Ladies [Exit Wounds]
Soundtrack-BigStanFtDMX-WalkWithMe [ExitWounds]
Soundtrack-Iceberg-Dog 4 Life [Exit Wounds]
Soundtrack-Black Child Ft JaRule-State To State [Exit Wounds]
Soundtrack-DestinysChild-PerfectMan [RomeoMustDie]
Soundtrack-CaviarFtWC-FoAllYAll [ExitWounds]
Soundtrack-Playa-Woozy [RomeoMustDie]
People(FtStingTonyRebel) [JimmyCliff]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

G [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Make It Hot [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Big Picture [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Love Letter [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Shake Them Hips [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Get The Fuck Out Of My Face [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Fifth Element(Original Version) [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Bad And The Evil (New Shrooms Mix) [Legends Of Hip Hop]
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Reggae

Long Donkey Cod [Bounty Killer]
Follow Me [Shaggy]
A-Mouse - Sensee Party [Eek]
Mampie [Shaggy]
Skidip [Eek A Mouse]
2000 Began [Elephant Man]
Beenie Man_Who Am I
Diet Rock [Charlie Chaplin Ft Don Carlos]
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Prominent Voices and Stars

It´s your son Jesus: fancy a pint??
Prince Charles is feeling horse!
´I never had a sexual relationship´ [Bill C.]
People of California´ [´Arni]
Tomorrow it´s the world´ [´Arni]
My wife´s a bit of a dog [David Backhome]
A call for you, Mr. President
Bring christmas back´ [´Arni]
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Comedy und Fun

Lick my pussy!
Saddam shaved off moustache
it´s ringing (m) [Hello]
Hello Mom. it´s Jesus!
Big favour
Government health warning!
Didgerifooneral march
Playboy´s whistle
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All for kids

Cuckoo Song (Do You Kazoo?)
Whinging mobile
The Mulberry Bush
At Dawn To The Mountains
Ring Around The Rosie
´Hello it´s me´
London Bridge
Laughing Mobile
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All kind of Sounds

Car alarm device
Bomb impact
Jetplane fast
Wall clock
Alien signal
Steam hooooot
a-ling-1 [Ice cube ting]
Concerto for hooters
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Sound

Farmers work
Perfect Putt
Harbourfhail
Pinball game
Grade of school
Hail
For whom the cowbell tolls...
Volcano bubbling
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Music

Superasshole (Metal)
Nursery Rhyme
01 [Flohwalzer]
Beat Box-9 [Pimp Of Persia]
It´s the phone!! (sung)
Swing 1
vous coucher avec moi? [Voulez]
Nursery Rhyme VIII [Music Box Melody]
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Cars

Mini S (1965)
F1 Racing car
passes [Pe+++ot 406]
+++ 600 GT (1968)
Race car 4
Morris Mini S
9-Abfahrt-drive-away [Civic EJ]
Po++++e 911 S (1966)
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Animals

Chicken 2
Chimpanzee 2
Cuckoo
Blind cow´s bluff
Frog
Cougar growl
01 [Monkey]
2 [Cock]
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SMS arrived

01 [Incoming text message]
MMS coming in
Spam Text Alert [Randy Ralph]
SMS arrived 14
01 [Spam MMS]
Cry of Joy II [Yodel Madness]
03 [Spam Text]
Alpine Scream Of Joy 3
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Killing sounds

03 [Catkiller]
02 [Catkiller]
Child Song with Baby Cry II
01 [Catkiller]
04 [Catkiller]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
03 [Dogkiller]
Child Song and Baby Crying I
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Horror

Satan is Your Father (Reversed Horror)
Sick laughter II
Your time´s running out...
In the Netherhells
ill
They Are Here (Reversed Horror)
Nobody can hear you scream!!!
Zombhi Ch´lad
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Loops

Omen
2 [Fresh Loop]
James B.
2 [Strange Loop]
Fat Bass Loop
1 [Strange Loop]
1 [Spring Loop]
4 [Electric Loop]
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SMS Jingle

03 [Text urgent]
04 [Melody]
13 [Melody]
13 [Text urgent]
11 [Melody]
03 [Melody]
11 [Text urgent]
16 [Melody]
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Soccer

What a goal and what a call!!!
´ESPANA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Portugal - Sports [National Anthem]
Superwolves
He´s got connections at his feet!
´ JAPAN !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
´AUSTRALIA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Stadium
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Christmas

Gay Christmas in Pink
Gay Ren: Neij Neij
Crazy XMAS Songs: Silent Belching
Whistled XMAS tune
Crazy XMAS Songs: O Christmas Tree
Gay Santa
XMAS Rythm II
Michael Checkson:Merry Xmas! (parody)
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Halloween

Drunken Ghost Farting
The Master is breaking your will
Happy Halloween from Scotland!
The infinite horror
Oh My God
Shocking Nursery Rhymes 2
Halloween in Liverpool
Chrince Parles (parody) [Happy Halloween]
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Motorbikes

passes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
400 passing [VFR]
pressing the accel-pedal [Ya++++ F+R 500]
+++ 250 passing
Hor+++ 600 Start
Hor+++ 600 passing
+++ 250 Start
Crashes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
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Crazy

Outrunning battery 2
Cry of Joy III [Yodel Madness]
When I´m good and ready.
I Have no Seoul [Kim Jong Il]
The Master is breaking your will
Mexican Airlines N G [Cpt. Pablo]
A Day At the Races [Retarded]
Alpine Jazz III [Yodel Madness]
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Announces

Mobile spam filter
Attention! Free fall parachute teacher (m).
The man of your dreams
dreamer! [Attention! Owner is a Day]
This is the Queen of England calling 1
Warning! Owner is member of Scotland Yard!
Attention! Owner is over 40!
Warning! Useless wanker calling!
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Dialect

Cockney phone crisis! (London)
Farmerp+++er: Get off my line!!
Call from Nigeria
Farmer Palmer´phone crisis #3
You like Turkish kebap, my friend?
Welsh phone crisis! WANKER!
Pick up fat git-1 [UK]
I forgot my glasses! (Devon)
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Science-Fiction

tech signal [X]
Unknown transmissionsignal
Pluto [The Planets]
Rhea [The Planets]
Piano of an Alien
Phobos [The Planets]
Calypso [The Planets]
Tethys [The Planets]
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Winter

Snowboard: Stale Fish
Snowboard: Boneless
chit it cold [This is winter time]
Juhuhuhhui
02! [On the piste: Juhuhui]
Ladies Super G-Spot [Turin 2006]
2 [Snowboarder´s Delight]
Snowboard: Lip Slide
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The Mad Frog

New Year´s Waltz [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is f+++++g
The Mad Frog is crying
The Mad Frog is riding his baby!
The Mad Frog j+++++g
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
02 [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is high
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Yourbox-Stars

Row Your Boat
If You´re Happy And You Know It
The Mulberry Bush
Dr Love Song
O Christmas Tree
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
There´s A Hole In My Bucket
Big ´Band´ Love [Dr Love]
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Wake-up calls

Espresso [Good Morning]
Steel Blue Morning Mood
Green Morning Mood
Bacon [Good Morning]
Violet Morning Mood
Brick Red Morning Mood
Strawberry Marmalade [Good Morning]
Blue Morning Mood
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Easter

Text Message 01 [Randy Ralph]
Easter Bunny From Dublin
Disco Star [Randy Ralph]
Fans cheering for the Easter Bunny
ordinary [Rabbit Xtra]
Text Message-02 [Randy Ralph]
Gay Easter Bunny
Chinese Easter Bunny
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New Year´s Eve

Blondy´s last new year´s eve
New year´s eve and whistle
Not again.That f...
Pummerin (Curchbell of Vienna Stephansdom)
New year´s eve whistle
New year´s eve party
New year´s eve Fart
New year´s eve at Blondy´s
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

This Phone Breathes Smoke Free Air
Smoking makes Sexy
A Non Smoker Poem
I Will Do So! [If I Like To Smoke]
This Mobile Phone Breaths For NonSmokers
Smoker Coughing
Why Always The Smokers?
Smoking Doesn´t Make You Cool
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Asian Cocktail

Cpt. Sandhi vomits
Indian: Press little button
Indian: Answer the phone, fu++er!
Chief steward Rajiv
Cpt. Sandhi and the diarrhea sign
Rajiv descending
Rajiv apologizes for a delay
Indian:´ I hate you´
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Sports

Baseball Fans: Let´s go Nationals!
Manchester City: 0 [Bristol: 1]
News from the cycling cycles [TdF]
Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!
Tennis serving
Wimbledon: Girls hitting balls very hard
Up - 1 [Tour de France Pump]
Tennis match
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Carnival

A-R-N-I-V-A-L !!! [C]
2 [Crazy Carneval laughing]
Hyperventilating Clown
Diva´s Laughter
2 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
Retired Canned Laughter Device
Fred, the fag smiles a warm smileFred, the fag smiles a warm smile
Fred, the fag is a bon vivant
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ACTION

OP Battlefield: Hold vour fire!
Semiautomatic Sniper Rifle
Shooter scenario
OP Battlefield: Private!
OP Battlefield: Looks like an telephone call!
AK 47 reload and shots
Automatic Sniper Rifle
OP Battlefield: Yeeehaaa...it´s the bomb!
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Stereo - FX

Rap [Toot]
In Lothlorien On LSD
Nightmare [Dreamhome]
Hot Shot
Maserati [Diesel]
Rap [Ring]
Muscle relaxation
Insane Guitar
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Mozart

Figaro in the masticator
Coronation Mass feat. Shaky
Alla Turka (feat. Shaky)
Shaky´s Kleine Nachtmusik
Nymphony No. 40 (feat. Shaky)
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
Rondo Alla Turka in the masticator
Major Concert for hooters [D]
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Supernews
Notahumanbeing
Kryptonite
Superphonebox
It´s Superphone
Superpickup
Superaussie
Supersandhi
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Movie Special: Pirates

Fearless Pirates
Mobile Pirates
Shut yer beak!
Pirates, arrrre you rrreadyyy?
Prepare to Board
Davy Jones’ Locker
Land ahoy!
Luscious Buccaneers [Queen of the Pirates]
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Baby Special

Child Song with Baby Cry II
A little Night Music [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme VI [Music Box Melody]
Holzhackerbuam [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme VIII [Music Box Melody]
Happy Birthday [Music Box Melody]
European Anthem [Music Box Melody]
Bird wedding [Music Box Melody]
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Stop the War!

You bunch of pricks !!!
the-war organisation !!! [Join a stop]
Symbols of human failure
Give peace a chance
Mobiles against the war !!!
war telephone [This is an anti]
Make some love !!!
Stop the war !!!
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Xtreme Soundz

Industrial vomit
Drill me baby
Xtreme Baby II
Xtreme Horror
Xtreme Police Action
Xtreme Animals
2 [Kung Fu]
Megafart
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Business

I´ll co [Mr. General manager, sir! An urgent call]
I´ll connect! [Doctor! An urgent call]
Slight knocking
An urgent call from the President!
Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!
Professor! An urgent call!
An urgent call from the Prime Minister!
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
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Motion Pictures and TV

Missed my chance to get some cock
Classic space melody
Ch++lton wanking!
Lou and A.´s telephone argument
Argentina - Sports [National Anthem]
Fuck off Stephen, you knob jockey
Take your chance and pick up [Godfather]
Superaussie
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SMS Sounds

Vibraphone 1
06 [Message]
01 [SMS Sound]
Alarm 3